Let's talk about sex....
Gotchya! Actually let's talk about the ANTI-sex: email.
Be it known that SMTP verily doth suck the Big Giant Wang, and woe is upon the face of the Wang as SMTP's big pointy bat fangs do nastily fillet his most sensitive parts.
Be it further known that I have wasted nearly 11 years of my life learning all about sendmail, the venerable bat that symbolizes everything wrong with SMTP.
And finally, be it known that I fucking host a server for $100/month, and I damn well want to be able to use it to send fucking mail from wherever I am (Are you LISTENING Optimum Online? You suck too!)
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